The Saga Begins

Спомням си как.. в доброто старо време си „поръчвах“ тази песен по 3-4 пъти на ден. Ех.. доброто, доброто старо радио „Южен Бряг“. Какво ли стана с него? Е, нека сагата започне..

Weird Al Yankovic – The Saga Begins 

По-долу са и самите лирики..

Weird Al Yankovic – The Saga Begins
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy…

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ „Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“
„Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen
Yah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it’s true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ „Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“
„Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said „Now listen here“
„Just stick it in your pointy ear“
„I still will teach this boy“

He was singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ „Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“
„Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“

We caught a ride back to Naboo
‘Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would’ve liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin’
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boy

And I was singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ „Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“
„Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“

We were singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ „Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi“

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6 Коментари to “The Saga Begins”

  1. Remus Says:

    Weird Al is the greatest parody-maker EVER! Period.

    Този човек мога да го слушам с часове и НИКОГА няма да ми омръзне :). Припева на тая песен рулира отвсякъде, а да не говорим за пародиите му на James Brown („I’m Pitiful“), Michael Jackson („Fat“), Madonna („Like a Surgeon“), Nirvana („Smells Like Nirvana“), Offspring („Pretty Fly for a Rabbi“) и т.н. Ако искаш, добави и „Thumb Wars“, друга пародия да SW, която е off the charts 😆

    PS: Ако ми и намериш „The Beer Song“ в downloadable .mp3 вариант си цар. 😉

  2. worddrow Says:

    О, да. „Like a Surgeon“ рулира.. но чувал ли си „Jurassic Park“?
    Ще потърся Бирената песен…

    Post Scriptum : Злато, злато, злато, злато..

  3. worddrow Says:

    А, в момента фоворит ми е „Pretty Fly for a Rabbi“…

    ….. „Working like a dog in the sinagogue“

  4. Remus Says:

    Знам го „Jurassic Park“, диво е. Една от най-любимите ми песни е „The Night Santa Went Crazy“. Намери си лириките и я изслушай – текстът е ненормален :).

  5. twin1 Says:

    тва е мнооо яко 😉

  6. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows « Смокини и черници! Says:

    […] Имам своите хипотези и дребни предположения, но не бих рискувал да ги разкрия, защото предположенията ми за шестата книга се оказаха много, ама много грешни. Кога ли ще е готова седмата книга? Все още съм фен на датата “7. 07. 2007″, въпреки многото негативни фактори. Не знам, не знам. Очаквам с нетърпение седмата книга.. The Saga Ends! […]

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